Am I the only one who has been in the situation, where you think to yourself, “Man if only I didn’t sleep with such and such, they would make a great partner for my best friend who’s single“? OR “I have a friend who’s really a good person and I want to introduce them to so snd so because I think they’d make a good match but I already smashed so & so, therefore that’s a no go“? Am I the only one? Man oh man, I’m glad God found me, I was the worst, smh…
Anyway, I think that we should start promoting the Penis & Panty Protection Plan! “What’s that,” you say? I’m glad you asked… That’s when we look at a person that we have the opportunity to sleep with, who is a great person but we just know that we’re never going to be a couple, so we decline doing the Happy Horizontal with them. Woah Woah!!! Now, I know some of you just can’t turn down sex… And I understand but hear me out…
Ideally, it would be great if we all just stuck with God’s standard for sex and we practiced sexual purity (which I’ll touch on later) but since some of you are not quite there yet, the least you can do is look out for your friends and family. There are millions… literally MILLIONS of people walking around wishing that they had a good person in their life to possibly be in a relationship with. And I know for a fact, just from what I see in my own circle, that a lot more introductions and “hook ups” could be made if some of those one night stands and quick Cancun jumpoffs (no pun intended) didn’t happen lol. Most of you reading this can think of a person (or people) who you’ve slept with, knowing good and well that you would never be a couple, who now would make a great partner for one of your single friends/family members. But because that person knows where your birthmark is OR where that mole with the hair coming out is on your body OR how flexible you are, you wouldn’t feel right trying to hook them up with your peeps! But if you had the Penis & Panty Protection Plan in place, then who knows, maybe your friend/family member might be on their way to Happily Ever After!
Of course this is easier said than done because most people are horn dogs, I get it lol. But it is a thought! And for those of you who are trying to take some of the steps that I personally have taken, in trying to clean up your sex life and calm down, and get a hold of yourselves lol, I’d suggest 2 books. The book for the fellas is called EVERY MAN’S BATTLE By Stephen Arterburn. And if you’re not married yet try EVERY SINGLE MAN’S BATTLE. I actually own both as well as the work book…
NO WAY am I perfect but it’s an everyday process (with slips and falls at times) that I’m involved in and trust me, I am a looooooong way from the times when I need to be applying the Penis & Panty Protection Plan, lol!! And for the ladies, your book is EVERY (SINGLE) WOMAN’S BATTLE By Stephen Arterburn & Shannon Etheridge.
So, again! If you’re trying to clean up your act, then you have your start up tools but if you still wanna be out there just slinging that thing away, at least be mindful of your friends and family in who you select to slang and bang with, ya know?
I did a track called “Adam’s Rib/Look Atcha” that I think sets the tone for this type of post. It’s actually the song that we cut away to in the middle of the Uggs To Hugs Video. Listen to a FREE snippet of “Adams’s Rib/Look Atcha” on itunes, or rhapsody. If you wanna spend a WHOPPING .99 to buy it, please feel free. You can even avail yourself to the Entire Project via download OR have a hard copy with artwork and tracklisting and photos delivered to you via Amazon. It’s up to you.
Whether you do or don’t, I still need that feedback, people!!! C’mon, you know how we do!! LoL
-Kel Spencer
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