Posts Tagged ‘Penis’

Am I the only one who has been in the situation, where you think to yourself, “Man if only I didn’t sleep with such and such, they would make a great partner for my best friend who’s single“? OR “I have a friend who’s really a good person and I want to introduce them to so snd so because I think they’d make a good match but I already smashed so & so, therefore that’s a no go“? Am I the only one? Man oh man, I’m glad God found me, I was the worst, smh…

Anyway, I think that we should start promoting the Penis & Panty Protection Plan! “What’s that,” you say? I’m glad you asked… That’s when we look at a person that we have the opportunity to sleep with, who is a great person but we just know that we’re never going to be a couple, so we decline doing the Happy Horizontal with them. Woah Woah!!! Now, I know some of you just can’t turn down sex… And I understand but hear me out…

Ideally, it would be great if we all just stuck with God’s standard for sex and we practiced sexual purity (which I’ll touch on later) but since some of you are not quite there yet, the least you can do is look out for your friends and family. There are millions… literally MILLIONS of people walking around wishing that they had a good person in their life to possibly be in a relationship with. And I know for a fact, just from what I see in my own circle, that a lot more introductions and “hook ups” could be made if some of those one night stands and quick Cancun jumpoffs (no pun intended) didn’t happen lol. Most of you reading this can think of a person (or people) who you’ve slept with, knowing good and well that you would never be a couple, who now would make a great partner for one of your single friends/family members. But because that person knows where your birthmark is OR where that mole with the hair coming out is on your body OR how flexible you are, you wouldn’t feel right trying to hook them up with your peeps! But if you had the Penis & Panty Protection Plan in place, then who knows, maybe your friend/family member might be on their way to Happily Ever After!

Of course this is easier said than done because most people are horn dogs, I get it lol. But it is a thought! And for those of you who are trying to take some of the steps that I personally have taken, in trying to clean up your sex life and calm down, and get a hold of yourselves lol, I’d suggest 2 books. The book for the fellas is called EVERY MAN’S BATTLE By Stephen Arterburn. And if you’re not married yet try EVERY SINGLE MAN’S BATTLE. I actually own both as well as the work book…

NO WAY am I perfect but it’s an everyday process (with slips and falls at times) that I’m involved in and trust me, I am a looooooong way from the times when I need to be applying the Penis & Panty Protection Plan, lol!! And for the ladies, your book is EVERY (SINGLE) WOMAN’S BATTLE By Stephen Arterburn & Shannon Etheridge.

So, again! If you’re trying to clean up your act, then you have your start up tools but if you still wanna be out there just slinging that thing away, at least be mindful of your friends and family in who you select to slang and bang with, ya know?

I did a track called “Adam’s Rib/Look Atcha” that I think sets the tone for this type of post. It’s actually the song that we cut away to in the middle of the Uggs To Hugs Video. Listen to a FREE snippet of “Adams’s Rib/Look Atcha” on itunes, or rhapsody.  If you wanna spend a WHOPPING .99 to buy it, please feel free. You can even avail yourself to the Entire Project via download OR have a hard copy with artwork and tracklisting and photos delivered to you via Amazon. It’s up to you.

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-Kel Spencer

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Ok, So… This post might make a few of you hate me but I just gotta be honest…

God is a creator… Elohim. God also was nice enough to give us the gift of creativity. We can create songs, poems, dance routines, sky scrapers, blog posts and even other human beings. I can’t say that I always did… But for a great deal of my life, I have held a high regard for the vagina. Why? Because in the creative ability that God has blessed us with, the greatest form of creativity is being able to create a child. Of course, the man and his penis are half of the equation but I have more of an affinity towards the woman since that’s where the child incubates… that’s where the stuff goes down for 9 months… and ultimately, the vagina is where the child, which was once a thought in the mind of God, now enters the world. That is why I have a bit of a special connection with the vagina.

So…

When the topic of “Whore to Housewife” comes up (as it did recently) it’s always a sticky topic. Answer this… Is a man wrong if he can’t find myself being seriously involved with a woman who is or once was a “whore?” Actually, I shouldn’t say “whore” since that is a loose term and everyone can have their own definition of what a whore is, and this isn’t meant to judge or point the finger at anyone. Basically, I’d rather be with someone who views and has viewed their vagina with the same esteem that I do. I need to be with someone who understands and exercises the power and sacredness of the vagina VS it’s power to control and produce money. Some of you might say, “There’s nothing wrong with that, Kel,” but see, the problem is, I was a man whore myself. C’mon now, we’re adults. Let’s be open…

I stated in my past post Dear God that I had an interesting past. And for some who may know the “old” me, you know all about my *ahem connection with women (so to speak). So what makes this a sticky topic is, someone might say, “You used to do what you did, with however many people you did it but you won’t accept that from a woman, even if she’s not like that anymore? That’s a double standard! That’s wrong!!!!” And guess what… They just might be right. OR… Is it simply me choosing what I like and what I don’t like? Me choosing what I want and what I don’t want? Me deciding what’s a deal breaker? I’m open and honest about my sexual past with anyone that I choose to get serious with… I mean VERY open and honest. And if they decided that they value the penis in such a way, that I have gone against and because of that, they can’t commit to me, I would totally understand that. But that’s just me. And maybe my view point is immature and maybe I’ll look back at this post in the future and say, “Wow, I can’t believe I used to think like that” but as it stands now, I know for a fact that what her vagina has been through is constantly going to be on my mind, if it’s far beyond a limit that I like, and I just don’t know how NOT to think about that. Your thoughts?

Oh!! And if you’ll be in the NYC area in Mid January and would like to attend the soon coming FREE shoot/show, (Read What is #FPBK for details) please send a quick e-mail to 3HirdPowerEvents@gmail.com with “#FPBK Show/Shoot” as the title and info will be sent to you soon. In supporting this movement, you are indeed supporting me but more importantly, you’re supporting yourself…

But please, gimme your thoughts!!!!

-Kel Spencer

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