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I see a lot of stuff going on in a lot of different areas so I just wanted to share and learn

you a few random tid bits, right quick lol…

 

Top 3 hints that your new love interest may not have the level of class that you want:

1- They pronounce quesadilla as kwesadila.

2- They look at the bill in the restaurant and say “Wait, I didn’t even order no gratuties. What them thangs taste like?

3- They own TIVO just for Maury and Maury only.

 

Top 3 not so obvious things to be concerned about when dating someone new:

1- They NEVER even bring up you coming to their house and won’t say why.

2- Whenever you call, they’re ALWAYS able to talk and are NEVER tied up or need to call you back.

3- They start asking to exchange Blackberry pins and twitter follows with your friends & family during their FIRST encounter.

 

Top 3 societal things to be mindful of:

1- GPS; The GPS companies, the gas companies, and your local government are in bed with each other. If you’ve noticed, when you type in asking for directions, the route either takes you a longer way than you really need to go OR it demands that you go through some type of toll. GPS companies have probably agreed to this in return for getting a cut of some of the extra money that we will now be paying in gas (for driving longer distances given by GPS) or tolls (for GPS suggesting that we go through them when often it isn’t needed).

2- Social Networking; Jobs and potential employers are now looking at your tweets, status messages, photos, and even what types of things you “like” and/or retweet before hiring you. Why? Because what you’re willing to co-sign and share in public, says a lot about you. If you’re “liking” and retweeting all of the posts about “Freaky Deaky Kitchen Table Sex” and you have photos with a stripper named Tarzan holding you up in the air drinking a shot from a glass held by one of your orifices, on your 30th birthday, that just might hurt your chances for that new baby sitter job you just applied for. Or not…

3- Roses are red but violets are not blue… They’re violet.

 

Just a little something to get your week started! Be Blessed, Family! Oh, and I’ll be writing for a blog that deals with the mind and perspective of Single Black Men and my first post will be my “Top 5, Top 5′s” and trust me, you won’t want to miss that. I’ll keep you posted though….

 

-Kel Spencer

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Law and Order… Have you ever heard of that TV show? Of course you have!!! I watch it from time to time. I actually enjoy it. What has come to mind over and over is… If you’re an attorney and a person comes to you telling you that they have committed a crime, how do you defend them knowing that they did it? How do you take money to manipulate the minds of a jury into letting your client walk free? I’m sure there are thousands of opinions on that topic but I took the liberty of asking someone…

*Side Bar- Now, when you see me send tweets and Facebook statuses thanking God it’s partly because I truly believe that I’ve been Blessed and I’m very thankful for that and I like to show my gratitude publicly. One of the areas that I’m extremely Blessed in, is the area of relationships. I happen to have a network that is huge, diverse and very conducive to all of my movements and I can take no credit for that gift being given to me. I thank God for all of the relationships that I’ve collected along the way.

With that being said, I have mentors in my life who I have adopted as play “Aunts & Uncles.” One of my uncles happens to be Bruce Cutler (You might wanna google that). Uncle Bruce has not only been a major help in my life as a man but also in legal practice on the behalf of a few different situations, not to mention when we go out to dinner he pretty much has the key to the city and he’s well aware of my Italian food obsession so that comes in handy lol!! One night at dinner, I asked Uncle Bruce that question and his answer was rather interesting, especially coming from the mouth of a White Man in America. He said,

“Ya know, Lennie… You’re the first person to ever have the courage to ask me that. And I wat to make sure you get a clear answer, son… I don’t think that anyone should be locked up in a cage like an animal. I do think that some form of punishment and correction should be in place for people who break the law but I never could stomach the idea of a person not having their freedom. This Country was established on murder, theft, manipulation, greed, lust, envy, jealousy, and a whole lot of other stuff. We established this country displaying these things towards England where we came from and especially towards the Native Americans who were here first. So to establish an entire country and eventual ‘Leader of the FREE World’ on those principles yet snatch away the freedom of your citizens wo do it on a smaller scale has never gone over well with me.”

Wow… Some of you may agree. Some of you may not. But, Wow…

I’ve never been an overly political guy. It isn’t until recently that I’ve started paying more attention to the “climate” of our culture and our planet and really thinking things through. And let me tell you, our country is in a very unique situation right now. As I mentioned in my  Watch The Throne post, we are not exactly the most liked nation on the planet. And to add to that, not to push my spiritual beliefs on any of you but I am indeed a follower of Christ and in our Bible, there is little to no mention of the United States in the prophetic global landscape. There is also…. Oh, wait… the reason I wrote the title of the post the way that I did is because one of the old heads that I know calls our politicians that “C” word, lol! Shout out to Tommy!! But as I was saying, I would seriously urge you all to start doing research on the economy and its future, and even research where else on this planet would be a good place for you to live and move and have your being, if it ever came to that. This is not to alarm or scare anyone into packing up and heading for Canada lol! It’s just a means to make us all further aware of what our country was built on… what pluses and minuses we have in our DNA… what our relationship is to the rest of the world… and what that may or may not mean for the next 5… 10… 20… or 50 years.

We’re family so I’m gonna share the fact that recently I had a bit of an epiphany. One of my dearest friends C. Tucker bought me a book for my birthday a while back called The Lakota Way. Not only is it rich in tools that you can use for your everyday living, but it gives an in-depth view of the Native American culture and mindset. It has me in the process of planning a “pilgrimage” of sorts to the Dakota/Montana area next year to actually live with a Native American family for about a week. In the preliminary talks that we’ve been having, I won’t be able to record this trip since the people of this culture have already been imposed upon and manipulated and  exploited enough by America. Therefore, this trip will be purely for my own soul and spirit after which I hope to be at a new level of awareness and I will gladly share what I can with you all as it agrees with the terms that I will establish with them.

Special thanks to my homie Ms. Phenomenality for laying the ground work for this opportunity…

Your thoughts?

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-Kel Spencer

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Jay-Z & Kanye West… With as much respect and appreciation that I have for you both, this isn’t really about you…

LET THEM WHO HATH EARS LISTEN!!!!!!!

I saw a tweet go out from a dear friend of mine, Telisa D and it got me to thinking… And I’m concerned about us. The “throne” is the issue. By most accounts, there are 196 countries on this planet. Each one has their own government… their own way of doing things… their own system… their own culture… their own throne. Each throne is run and ruled by a person or a handful of people and their conscience and moral standard. In essence, the people of that country are tied to a system rooted in whatever that throne believes. Furthermore, that throne is most likely associated with a group of other thrones. These thrones have dinners together and play cards together and share weapons and money and maybe even blow trees and snort coke together and exchange bodily fluids, who knows? Some thrones are obviously more powerful than other thrones. Some thrones are more advanced than other thrones. At the root of all of this are 2 main thrones… The throne of GOOD and the throne EVIL.

LET THEM WHO HATH EARS LISTEN!!!!!!!

Contrary to what you may believe there is no neutrality. A person’s belief system is rooted in one or the other. I’m not the one to judge each person on which throne they are (or appear to be) rooted in but it just is what it is, people. And although I am an American and we’re supposed to be the *does mocking air quotes… Leaders of The Free World with the fancy Red, White & Blue, I’m also NOT at liberty to judge any country’s throne on whether it’s rooted in good or evil… even my own. With that being said… Each throne is rooted in one or the other. And all of these thrones, Good or Evil constantly intermingle with each other on a daily basis.

LET THEM WHO HATH EARS LISTEN!!!!!!!

The problem is, Evil tends to take more of a subtle, deceptive and secretive approach than Good. Evil does not come in a red outfit, with horns and a pitchfork. No, evil comes dressed as an attractive new opportunity, just when you happened to run into some extra cash… Evil comes in a 3-piece suit… Evil comes packaged as what you think might be your “soulmate” (whatever that means)… Evil comes with a low introductory interest rate… Evil comes to tempt your children… Evil comes as a bi-product and end result of bad habits… Evil comes promising to please and serve you but only seeks to enslave and dominate you. And if you think that there are not entire, powerful, entities out there… powerful THRONES out there with plans to do this, then you are sadly mistaken. I do not wish to put a damper on the day of anyone who may have downloaded the Watch The Throne album. I share this to actually encourage you to be more mindful of your decisions… more mindful of what may have an influence over you, without you even realizing it… more mindful of where your future is headed, as well as the future of whatever throne(s) you may attached to.

LET THEM WHO HATH EARS LISTEN!!!!!!!

While some of you are busy watching the Jay-Z/Kanye throne, many of us didn’t realize that our country’s long standing AAA Credit rating has been down-graded to AA. They say AA+ but that little “+” can smoke one, let’s call it what it is. With no clear-cut plan to better our economy and with our citizens having either the “Everyday I’m hustling” attitude or the “Everyday I’m spending what I don’t really have on stuff that I don’t really need to impress people who I don’t really know… or people who I don’t really like” attitude, along with our key financial institutions having “Racks on Racks on Racks” as their theme song, I don’t see our financial situation getting any better. It may not get worse right away but I don’t see it getting any better.

LET THEM WHO HATH EARS LISTEN!!!!!!!

I’ll add to that… I’ve been fortunate enough to travel to other countries. And because I travel in the name of entertainment, I don’t have the same “American Label” attached to me as a US citizen travelling as a tourist. Because of that and being a “personable” type of lad, I have had people from other countries open up to me about how people in their country, generally, feel about Americans. With that information along with things that I see in media, it is pretty evident that there are some Thrones out there who, if given the opportunity, would love to drive the genitals of US Throne into the mud and hope that mud dries into an eternal cement, REAL TALK. I say that to say, that as we decline, whether it’s in the area of finance, military defense, technology or otherwise, the opposition against America increases and the chance to fight back gets that much heavier.

LET THEM WHO HATH EARS LISTEN!!!!!!!

I don’t want to turn this into a debate on Islam or Judaism or Christianity or Gnosticism or Atheism or Buddhism or New Age or New Thought or Hinduism or Scientology or Confucianism or even Hip Hopism… Believe what you believe. But be mindful that what you subscribe to is what you tie your life to. And whatever you subscribe to, has its thoughts on Good and Evil… it has its doctrine on Thrones. If Jay-Z and Kanye is what you choose to bang in your iPods and speakers all week, and then for those of you whole will purchase the hardcopy next week, knock yourselves out! But be mindful that while you’re watching their throne… Your spirit needs to also be watching the throne that truly matters.  NOT Sharing this with the 1 person or 1,000 people you think need to read this, would be almost disgusting of you…

LET THEM WHO HATH EARS LISTEN…. but y’all don’t hear me though.

-Kel Spencer

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Uh Oh!!!!!!! Kel is picking on the Gay People!!! Uh Oh!!!!!

LoL!! No, not at all…

Before we start, let me give you a brief History/ Political Science review, Ready? Let’s Go…

People have choices and preferences. When they want to make their preference an actual law, they call this proposed law a BILL. They, then, send this Bill to legislature to be considered. If it is passed by the legislature and, in most cases, approved by the executive (President or Governor) it then becomes enacted into law, and is now called an Act or a Statute. Got that? Cool…

As of right now… The New York state Assembly (Legislature as mentioned above) approved same-sex marriage and the Bill is likely to face a vote in the Senate (Executive) TOMORROW (June 17th 2011), where it only needs support from ONE MORE senator to pass. If the Bill passes, same-sex couples could start marrying in New York as early as late July 2011. A recent Siena poll found that 58% of New Yorkers support same-sex marriage. Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont and the District of Columbia allow same-sex marriage RIGHT NOW, and several other states allow “Civil Unions.” FYI-  The first legal same-sex marriages in the United States took place in Massachusetts in 2004.

Now…  A hem…

I’m not even going to touch the “Gay” part of it. Notice, I haven’t used the term “Gay Marriage” and I won’t. I am a Christian. I am a believer in Christ. I own and read several Bibles. I am a Jesusian lol! And I also believe that because of that, some of you just might (or might not) be surprised by my views on the Gay aspect of Same Sex marriages. Maybe we’ll touch on that another time.

My issue with… Actually, I can’t even say it’s an “issue” because it’s not really that serious. I’ll say, my “hypothetical scenario & question” as it pertains to Same Sex marriage is; What’s to stop Johnny from Mexico who is STRAIGHT and Timmy from New York who is also STRAIGHT from marrying each other just so that Johnny can get his papers, then move to the states, to maybe eventually get a divorce and now Johnny is a citizen? Meanwhile, the whole time they’re both continuing in their heterosexual lifestyle with the women they might have just because their marriage wasn’t real but rather an “ARRANGEMENT?” Does that type of stuff dilute and discredit and devalue what marriage is supposed to be about? Or not? Does allowing Same Sex marriage further open the door to this type of activity? Or not?

While you think that over, and since we’re on the topic of relationships and love and all that jazz… I just want to remind you, we’re 2 days away! This Saturday, I’m Hosting #TheQuarterly in NYC at Studio 21. SORRY LADIES… Female tickets are SOLD OUT! You know what that means, Fellas!! I have a 50% off code that gets you in for just $20 when you click the link to buy your tickets. The code is simple, it’s KEL SPENCER. This is where you want to be on Sat June 18th at Studio Twenty One. Ladies, Don’t Hate!! Share this w/your male friends! Ticket Link ~> http://newyorkcityquarterly.eventbrite.com/

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Ok, I’m about to go get this Banana French Toast poppin, y’all take it from here…

-Kel Spencer

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Have you ever said to your parents, “But so & so’s parents are letting them go!” and they replied with, “I don’t care what so & so’s parents are doing. I said YOU can’t go!” Or what about the time you said, “But such & such is doing it, why can’t I?” and they replied with, “If such & such jumped off of a bridge, would you want to do that too?!?” I’m sure you’ve come in contact with that convo either on the giving or receiving end… Or both!

That was our parents’ way of keeping us focused on what they’ve instructed us to do/not to do… focused on not being a follower of foolery… focused on what’s important. I urge you to listen to Yo’ Mama RIGHT NOW!

“Gas Prices have, once again, risen at an alarming rate!!!!”

                                                                                    ”The Royal Family’s wedding is a must see…”

“Donald Trump is giving our president a hard time while possibly setting up his own campaign.”

                                     “Osama Bin Laden is dead and has been buried at sea.”

                  “The NFL Lockout is back on!”

Listen to Yo’ Mama!!!!!!!!!!!  Please do not let these things distract you from what’s really important. Please don’t let these things distract you from God. Listen to Yo’ Mama’s voice from the sky saying, “I don’t care what gas costs, or what team owners/players can’t come to an agreement… What I about what I told YOU to do/not to do?!?!” That’s what’s really important. In the name of Christ, My prayers go out to anyone attached to this Mr Bin Laden situation. In the name of Christ, My prayers go out to any and everyone who is in a position of power and decision making… from the President of the free world, to the President of a 4th grade class in some elementary school somewhere. The decisions that they make definitely do have an affect on us. But the key is to not be distracted. I urge you to pray that same prayer… use the current times as a perfect opportunity to fine tune your own spiritual lives… and continue to focus on your focus. Go with God.

And if you have feedback, thoughts or choose to share, You know I always welcome that. I love hearing your responses whether they’re in agreement with my views or not…

-Kel Spencer

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Could you imagine getting out of bed naked in the morning… (After all, Some of us sleep naked *cough cough…) walking from your bed to the bathroom naked… brushing your teeth naked… Hopping in the shower and then drying off naked… And someone recording the whole process?

Or, what about e-mailing your mate a little fleshy/flirtatious pic of your total package, scrambled eggs and all… and it being intercepted by a third party?

Or, what about nasty pics and dirty little secrets being sent via text to your lust partner and those being snatched up by someone else over a loooooooooong period of time without you even knowing?

Well, guess what… That’s happening to us right now. Well, not in the sense of someone watching you naked but in the sense of our country’s financial, military, technological, etc… secrets. Incase you don’t have time for current events and/or don’t really pey attention to the news, It’s being done by a group of thousands of journalists from around the world called Wikileaks. I would’ve put their direct link to their website but it has recently been removed.

Pretty much, these are a group of people headed by Australian journalist, Julian Assange, who are whistleblowers. They look at what’s going on in the political arena and put people on blast for any tom foolery that’s going on. Recently, they’ve put the US on FULL BLAST for several things by way of gaining access to our secret files. They caught us naked. Now…

One might say, “That’s good for the US. We’re always in everyone else’s business. We’re always doing something greasy to the rest of the world so it’s about time someone blew the whistle and pulled our government’s card.”

Someone else might say, “These Wiki people need to mind their business. They don’t know the whole story so they shouldn’t make public what they only know a portion about. They should tar and feather that Julian Assange chap.”

Which person are you?

Wikileaks gets funded by worldwide supporters. People make daily donations to the site in order to keep it up and running. Since it’s been shut down, several Wikileaks mirror sites have gone up, which pretty much means that they are smaller versions of the site and none of them have the same info. Therefore, even if you tried to shut one of them down, the others still exist. One thing’s for sure, this is just another sign of why I’m moving to Zimbabwe one day because jokers dislike the US more and more everyday. We don’t have to get into “why” but it’s plain as day…

Well, On a lighter note… Listen Up!!! If you’ll be in the NYC area in Mid January and would like to attend the soon coming FREE shoot/show, (Read my last post entitled What is #FPBK for details) please send a quick e-mail to 3HirdPowerEvents@gmail.com with “#FPBK Show/Shoot” as the title and info will be sent to you soon. In supporting this movement, you are indeed supporting me but more importantly, you’re supporting yourself…

But please, gimme your thoughts!!!!

-Kel Spencer

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