KELEIDOSCOPE

This goes out to you!! I see you, baby!

I like to show love. But I want to go the extra mile and send some love to all of the people who don’t get love on a regular. I want to spread some love to all of those situations that we me encounter in which we’d like some love but it just ain’t happening. I want to spread some love to those people who are going through/have gone through a situation that the average everyday person can’t really understand. You probably don’t know what I mean so I’ll just jump right into it!

Shout Out to that person who is in a relationship and they’re adamant about their mate not having any contact with their Ex’s. They feel like, “Your Ex is your Ex for a reason so I don’t want you having any contact with them!!“… Only to learn that their significant other just got a new supervisor at their job… And that supervisor is their mate’s Ex.

Shout Out to the recovering alcoholic who canNOT find a job but the only gig that’s open and will pay you rather well is a job as a bartender. I’m praying for you.

Shout Out to that person who just did the quickest foot shuffle towards the bathroom and is now taking the most uncomfortable DOO-DOO at someone else’s house, trying to run the water and slide everything out nice and quiet, while sweating, only to glance at a roll of tissue-less cardboard on the rack. Oh, and there’s no air freshener around either. Whew… I wanna show you that love.

Shout Out to the Ex-Entertainer/Ex-Athlete who has just been hit with the harsh reality that you now have to get a regular job. Not only does this switch up your income but you may now have to wear that cinnabon uniform with people constantly asking you, “Wait! Ain’t you such and such who used to play for Team X?” OR “What are you doing working here?! Didn’t you have a hot song on the radio?” I really wanna show you some love… I REALLY do!

Shout Out to the dudes that don’t take care of their kids BUT the few times that you do see them, they always share with you how great Mommy’s new boyfriend is and how nice he is and how much he teaches them and does for them.

Shout Out to that girlfriend who was so gracious enough to put his vehicle in your name… why? Because he luuuuhhh me! And now that it’s over and he now luuuuuuh the next girl, you’re stuck with the car payment in your name. I want to show you some love!

Shout Out to the person who just go splashed all crazy as that 18-wheeler just plunged through that puddle.

Shout Out to you who are cheating on your mate and as you go to your mate’s facebook page you learn that 5 minutes earlier, your mate just became friends with your side piece. Niiicceeeee!!!!

Shout Out to that one person on twitter who sends tweets to celebrities all day, everyday, never gets a response from them, but just does not get the hint. If that’s what you’re into… I guess.

Shout Out to those of you how went in your cell phone to show a person a pic but you forgot about the cyber-freakiness that you were involved in last night so that first pic in your album now has their eyebrow raised and your cheeks turning red. I’d like to show you a little love.

Shout Out to those of you who were involved in all types of debauchery and foolishness at that event and didn’t realize there was a photographer there. So when the pics go on-line, you get tagged in the photo and you’re the one in the back with your shirt wrapped around your neck being spanked by the 6ft drag queen. Dopeness.

Shout Out to the person who is depositing coins into their bank account just so that it stays out of the negative but of all people at the bank, the HOTTEST Bank teller of them all calls you over… “NEXT IN LINE PLEASE!” I wanna send love your way, homie.

Just know that your situation isn’t the worst. But regardless of what you’re going through, somebody loves you… And it’s probably me!

More Shout Outs coming soon… In the meantime… Sit tight and tell your peeps to subscribe and/or join me on facebook/twitter because I have some stuff for you all in the next few weeks…

-Kel Spencer

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