Am I the only one who has been in the situation, where you think to yourself, “Man if only I didn’t sleep with such and such, they would make a great partner for my best friend who’s single“? OR “I have a friend who’s really a good person and I want to introduce them to so snd so because I think they’d make a good match but I already smashed so & so, therefore that’s a no go“? Am I the only one? Man oh man, I’m glad God found me, I was the worst, smh…
Anyway, I think that we should start promoting the Penis & Panty Protection Plan! “What’s that,” you say? I’m glad you asked… That’s when we look at a person that we have the opportunity to sleep with, who is a great person but we just know that we’re never going to be a couple, so we decline doing the Happy Horizontal with them. Woah Woah!!! Now, I know some of you just can’t turn down sex… And I understand but hear me out…
Ideally, it would be great if we all just stuck with God’s standard for sex and we practiced sexual purity (which I’ll touch on later) but since some of you are not quite there yet, the least you can do is look out for your friends and family. There are millions… literally MILLIONS of people walking around wishing that they had a good person in their life to possibly be in a relationship with. And I know for a fact, just from what I see in my own circle, that a lot more introductions and “hook ups” could be made if some of those one night stands and quick Cancun jumpoffs (no pun intended) didn’t happen lol. Most of you reading this can think of a person (or people) who you’ve slept with, knowing good and well that you would never be a couple, who now would make a great partner for one of your single friends/family members. But because that person knows where your birthmark is OR where that mole with the hair coming out is on your body OR how flexible you are, you wouldn’t feel right trying to hook them up with your peeps! But if you had the Penis & Panty Protection Plan in place, then who knows, maybe your friend/family member might be on their way to Happily Ever After!
Of course this is easier said than done because most people are horn dogs, I get it lol. But it is a thought! And for those of you who are trying to take some of the steps that I personally have taken, in trying to clean up your sex life and calm down, and get a hold of yourselves lol, I’d suggest 2 books. The book for the fellas is called EVERY MAN’S BATTLE By Stephen Arterburn. And if you’re not married yet try EVERY SINGLE MAN’S BATTLE. I actually own both as well as the work book…
NO WAY am I perfect but it’s an everyday process (with slips and falls at times) that I’m involved in and trust me, I am a looooooong way from the times when I need to be applying the Penis & Panty Protection Plan, lol!! And for the ladies, your book is EVERY (SINGLE) WOMAN’S BATTLE By Stephen Arterburn & Shannon Etheridge.
So, again! If you’re trying to clean up your act, then you have your start up tools but if you still wanna be out there just slinging that thing away, at least be mindful of your friends and family in who you select to slang and bang with, ya know?
I did a track called “Adam’s Rib/Look Atcha” that I think sets the tone for this type of post. It’s actually the song that we cut away to in the middle of the Uggs To Hugs Video. Listen to a FREE snippet of “Adams’s Rib/Look Atcha” on itunes, or rhapsody. If you wanna spend a WHOPPING .99 to buy it, please feel free. You can even avail yourself to the Entire Project via download OR have a hard copy with artwork and tracklisting and photos delivered to you via Amazon. It’s up to you.
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-Kel Spencer
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Hey, Kel
Well I think that would be a good idea, although as you stated it might a bit difficult for some to implement. I can’t really speak on that issue because I’m so picky as it is that I can be considered born again…lol, but I do have friends who might benefit from the Penis & Panty Protection Plan
P.S. There’s a typo in the second paragraph
*decine* although I know you meant *decline*…LOL
that is something to think about . thats another way to look at abstinence. abstinence is not only about staying away sexually but emotionally. i am married for eight yrs and part of thoes yrs my husband and i had a long distance relationship, neva once did i cheat because i considered our relationship special and i wanted to save my body for him . if u think of abstinence like that u would not have a problem think of it as saving up for a special vacation or something. i think i strayed sorry.
If only everyone would participate. I think some people use sex to seal up certain insecurities (both men and women, but I’ve seen men go the hardest at it) – and so – while I love this… never happen dun sun.
Sucks. Great post, as usual… kick the door down Kel and find us some brothers who will pleasantly surprise and prove me wrong. I SOOO wanna be wrong.
Ha! “Penis and Panty Protection Plan,” that needs to be implemented somewhere in the constitution. Imagine the chaos that would arise! lol
But I do think it is a wise decision to try and practice, allow God to lead us to the owner/overseer of the “rib”. I’ve practiced celibacy on and off. The older I’ve gotten, I’ve realized that the men I’ve been with were just numbers, 2 were possible candidates for marriage but neither one won the race. I had my fun but now I must get back on track. It isn’t easy but I have to do it, not just for me but for the man God has handpicked just for me!
I absolutely love your approach to topics such as these. I want to incorporate that a little bit in my own writing. Thanks for being an inspiration! Also, I have Every Woman’s Battle and it REALLY is a must read for women who want to start reigning it in sexually. I am not a saint but the book helps your falls become less and less. Just remember ladies that no one is perfect but God honors a sincere attempt. God bless you all!
It’s a wonderful ideal. Just like “freedom, Justice, and Equality” in American. We all know that believing in these ideals made us a strong nation! But the fact of the matter is their are only a handful of people in America that truly experience it. “Penis and Panty Protection Plan” is perfect but existing only in the imagination. Keep hope alive!
Interesting concept…
Good read as always!
This post reminds me of my grandmother trying to play matchmaker years ago. She tried to hook my ex boyfriend up with a young lady at our church. She couldn’t understand why I didn’t want her to do that and it was of course because of the happy horizontal shenanigans that had gone on…but I couldn’t tell her that!!
But it is a beautiful idea…I think if friends and family looked after each other in this area in life; less people would be single and alone.
Good stuff!!